17 May 09
danced tonight, like nobody’s watching. Problem is, people WERE watching. Probably horrified. Can’t do anything about that now.
22 Apr 09
Would you wipe my butt?
- Doctor: He can’t move his lower body, Ma’am. You’ll have to change his diaper.
- Robin: No way. No. He’s a grown man with big man poops. I’m not doing it.
- Doctor: Then he’ll get huge bed sores and probably die of infection.
- Robin: We all have to go some way, Buddy.